The Hoe Down Throw Down

Here’s something you really need to know.

With the start of the wedding season upon us, we wanted to make sure you know this very important new dance called the hoe down throw down.

Now we preface this by saying, if you have a teenage girl in the house who watches Hannah Montana, this is information that you already know.

Here’s Hannah Montana performing it in her new music video.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtQo1_9mED4

Here’s a quick tutorial on how you can learn it also.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fRiT05TWwE

When you’re at a wedding (or at the Casino) this summer and you’re on the dance floor doing this craziness you’ll remember who taught it to you. Yeah, we know, it’s a slow day on the news front.

Baseball Season Starts Today …


… which means it’s time for one of the best poems of all time:

Casey at the Bat
By Ernest Lawrence Thayer
San Francisco Examiner – June 3, 1888

The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Mudville nine that day;
The score stood four to two, with but one inning more to play,
And then when Cooney died at first, and Barrows did the same,
A pall-like silence fell upon the patrons of the game.

A straggling few got up to go in deep despair. The rest
Clung to that hope which springs eternal in the human breast;
They thought, “If only Casey could but get a whack at that —
We’d put up even money now, with Casey at the bat.”

But Flynn preceded Casey, as did also Jimmy Blake,
And the former was a hoodoo, while the latter was a cake;
So upon that stricken multitude grim melancholy sat;
For there seemed but little chance of Casey getting to the bat.

But Flynn let drive a single, to the wonderment of all,
And Blake, the much despised, tore the cover off the ball;
And when the dust had lifted, and men saw what had occurred,
There was Jimmy safe at second and Flynn a-hugging third.

Then from five thousand throats and more there rose a lusty yell;
It rumbled through the valley, it rattled in the dell;
It pounded on the mountain and recoiled upon the flat,
For Casey, mighty Casey, was advancing to the bat.

There was ease in Casey’s manner as he stepped into his place;
There was pride in Casey’s bearing and a smile lit Casey’s face.
And when, responding to the cheers, he lightly doffed his hat,
No stranger in the crowd could doubt ’twas Casey at the bat.

Ten thousand eyes were on him as he rubbed his hands with dirt.
Five thousand tongues applauded when he wiped them on his shirt.
Then while the writhing pitcher ground the ball into his hip,
Defiance flashed in Casey’s eye, a sneer curled Casey’s lip.

And now the leather-covered sphere came hurtling through the air,
And Casey stood a-watching it in haughty grandeur there.
Close by the sturdy batsman the ball unheeded sped —
“That ain’t my style,” said Casey. “Strike one!” the umpire said.

From the benches, black with people, there went up a muffled roar,
Like the beating of the storm-waves on a stern and distant shore;
“Kill him! Kill the umpire!” shouted some one on the stand;
And it’s likely they’d have killed him had not Casey raised his hand.

With a smile of Christian charity great Casey’s visage shone;
He stilled the rising tumult; he bade the game go on;
He signaled to the pitcher, and once more the dun sphere flew;
But Casey still ignored it, and the umpire said “Strike two!”

“Fraud!” cried the maddened thousands, and echo answered “Fraud!”
But one scornful look from Casey and the audience was awed.
They saw his face grow stern and cold, they saw his muscles strain,
And they knew that Casey wouldn’t let that ball go by again.

The sneer has fled from Casey’s lip, the teeth are clenched in hate;
He pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the plate.
And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go,
And now the air is shattered by the force of Casey’s blow.

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout;
But there is no joy in Mudville — mighty Casey has struck out.

It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s a Car

This was in the national news a few days ago but in case you missed it, here it is again. The Terrafugia is billed as the first flying car. It just completed its test flights from the Plattsburgh airport. So here we see it leaving Plattsburgh by land and by air. Click on the pictures to see them in full size. Plattsburgh isn’t far from Huletts, so keep your eyes open for the flying car. (Pictures with permission of Terrafugia.)

Learn more about it at: www.terrafugia.com

Seen Any Golfers Like This?

When I first saw this video, I wasn’t sure whether to laugh or cry. I will say, if you ever see any golfers that do this, you might want to run away. Or then again, you might want to watch.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQyu3XIxHQ

If You’ve Read A Good Book…

…we’d like to know about it.

We have so many people who love to read over the summer, we thought we would compile a reading list of favorite books that people recommend.

I’ve always been an avid reader and will be happy to share my thoughts on the best books I’ve read the last year, but I’m a big biography reader and some people don’t like these. So if you’ve read any really good books lately, drop us a note from our contact page and tell us what good books you’ve read recently, why they were good and if we can use you name as someone who would recommend them. We’ll release our list sometime closer to the summer when all of our books worms are getting ready to relax on the beach with a good book (that you recommend).

Now This is Good Advice

Here are two guys who can strum it. More importantly, if you’re a teenager this is good advice.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ7iaYKUrBM

For our techies out there, here’s Brad Paisley’s Green Screen Challenge. Here’s an idea that will win every time: put Huletts in the background.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrGGbXPK32s&feature=channel

He’ll Always be the Lone Ranger

Before we introduce this piece, we provide a disclaimer that it has absolutely nothing to do with Huletts and involves no one from Huletts. We do not endorse or condone any of the activities described in it (except those of the Lone Ranger).

Having said that, here is a hilarious segment from the Late Show with David Lettermen that aired a little while back. It’s a true story told by actor and disc-jockey, Jay Thomas, about a chance meeting he had with the original Lone Ranger, the late Clayton Moore, some years ago. We came across this and for fans of the Lone Ranger, young and old, this is a very funny story.

The Huletts Cookie

If you’re looking for a good cookie recipe for the holidays, we pass this one along to you. We call it the Huletts Cookie.

(Recipe may be halved)

2 cups butter
24 oz. chocolate chips
4 cups flour
2 cups brown sugar
2 tsp. soda
1 tsp. salt
2 cups sugar
1 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated)
5 cups blended oatmeal
4 eggs
2 tsp. baking powder
2 tsp. vanilla
3 cups chopped walnut

Measure oatmeal, and blend in a blender to a fine powder. Cream the
butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla, mix together with flour,
oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda. Add chocolate chips, Hershey Bar,
and nuts. Roll into balls, and place two inches apart on a cookie sheet.
Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 112 cookies. Think of all the good
times you’ve had in Huletts when you eat it!

Saturday Quote

“We’ve uncovered some embarrassing ancestors in the not-too-distant past. Some horse thieves, and some people killed on Saturday nights. One of my relatives, unfortunately, was even in the newspaper business.”

Jimmy Carter