{"id":3510,"date":"2015-12-12T05:45:25","date_gmt":"2015-12-12T10:45:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.hulettsonlakegeorge.com\/?p=3510"},"modified":"2015-12-12T05:45:25","modified_gmt":"2015-12-12T10:45:25","slug":"saturday-quote-121","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hulettscurrent.com\/index.php\/archives\/3510","title":{"rendered":"Saturday Quote"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Too Many Daves<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>by Dr. Seuss (Theodore Geisel)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave<br \/>\nHad twenty-three sons and she named them all Dave?<br \/>\nWell, she did. And that wasn\u2019t a smart thing to do.<br \/>\nYou see, when she wants one and calls out, \u201cYoo-Hoo!<br \/>\nCome into the house, Dave!\u201d she doesn\u2019t get one.<br \/>\nAll twenty-three Daves of hers come on the run!<br \/>\nThis makes things quite difficult at the McCaves\u2019<br \/>\nAs you can imagine, with so many Daves.<br \/>\nAnd often she wishes that, when they were born,<br \/>\nShe had named one of them Bodkin Van Horn<br \/>\nAnd one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.<br \/>\nAnd one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.<br \/>\nAnd one of them Shadrack. And one of them Blinkey.<br \/>\nAnd one of them Stuffy. And one of them Stinkey.<br \/>\nAnother one Putt-Putt. Another one Moon Face.<br \/>\nAnother one Marvin O\u2019Gravel Balloon Face.<br \/>\nAnd one of them Ziggy. And one Soggy Muff.<br \/>\nOne Buffalo Bill. And one Biffalo Buff.<br \/>\nAnd one of them Sneepy. And one Weepy Weed.<br \/>\nAnd one Paris Garters. And one Harris Tweed.<br \/>\nAnd one of them Sir Michael Carmichael Zutt<br \/>\nAnd one of them Oliver Boliver Butt<br \/>\nAnd one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate \u2026<br \/>\nBut she didn\u2019t do it. And now it\u2019s too late.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Too Many Daves by Dr. Seuss (Theodore Geisel) Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave Had twenty-three sons and she named them all Dave? Well, she did. And that wasn\u2019t a smart thing to do. You see, when she wants one and calls out, \u201cYoo-Hoo! Come into the house, Dave!\u201d she doesn\u2019t get one. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hulettscurrent.com\/index.php\/archives\/3510\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Saturday Quote&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-casino-fun"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hulettscurrent.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hulettscurrent.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hulettscurrent.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hulettscurrent.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hulettscurrent.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3510"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hulettscurrent.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3510\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hulettscurrent.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hulettscurrent.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hulettscurrent.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}